Celph Titled - The Last Laugh lyrics

[Intro] "Wow" "What are you talking about? What happens to us in the future? Do we become a**holes or something? - Back To The Future II [Celph Titled] First off I plan to hurt y'all So catch a curve ball Deform your face like Bobby Brown's berserk jaw You're just too small Like an ant to an elephant My X-rays a Woolly Mammoth skeleton Mega large, bigger than life Bigger than d**h Bigger than Dolly Parton's jiggling breasts We get in your chest (yes) Rippin' skin and diggin' in flesh Ligament stretch Instruments injure your fisherman vest We cold lampin' like Alaskan antique shops (what?) And you don't have to ask Nintendo if we/Wii hot (huh?) Oh, you short and stout Just a little tea pot? Catch a speed knot from size thirteen Reeboks Threaten me I'll blast the Glock I swear Or pump your room full of carbon monoxide air The Baldwin Brother's reunion With no RSVP Name another rapper nice as me from the 813 [Hook] "It's okay" [MM] We always get the last laugh [CT] With smoldering flesh under your god damn gas mask "It's okay" [MM] Treacherous sh** [CT] Beat you with a chain and pad lock with Tretch wearin' that sh** "It's okay" [CT] When you see us [MM] Whoooa, I'm tryin' to make Joey Lawrence head explode "It's okay" [CT] Many skulls got ripped [MM] Shrunken and dried into beef jerky strips [Majik Most] Yo Al-Qaeda kiddie p**n I make cops swarm I'm in top form to transform I'm not Korn But I'm stuffin' your little cousin like some hot p**n Uh uh uh uh uh Is this mic on? An American a**hole Like Jackson at ? My humor will spray the room away I make the big Kahuna say "The sweat back ba*tard is so funky!" While I'm set to bone, you're sittin' home Pumpin' your nasal spray I'm with Rachael Ray Makin' a s**m chest souffle You're too gay Lance Ba** will wave you away You're findin' bits of rappers in my chewed food I'm rude dude Rip a dolphins fins off til it's just a smooth tube Girls get whoo'd nude when my mood's lewd Oow, who you? You'll get booed dude I'm Majik to the Most you can't be like me I'll put a baby lemon shark in your sweet ice tea [Hook] [Celph Titled] It's safest to say that we got razors and blades Hang you like a puppet then cut the cables away So olay! [Majik Most] Oh no way It's Majik Most with a Mexican hat Stupid hoes call me Jose [Celph Titled] Who else from F.L.A. writes this ill? Five hours away from where Miami Vice was filmed I'm like Sonny Crocket in a Ferari gettin' my swerve on Celph Titled come wack? Motherf**ers heard wrong [Majik Most] Word bond, I'm Captain Ron with tight scuba suits on k**in' all the pirates with knots through their eyelids Leave the Cabin Boy headless with his bones on my necklace Then put the captains peg leg on Craig's list [Celph Titled] Ayo check this Destined to be Like the Karate Kid in Okinawa What I probably did to your momma Will leave a kid with a trauma (That's right) Best of all High cholesterol Doe batter makes my pockets fatter [Majik Most] Yo, I'm cutter rappers into cutlets for the public Then I'm choppin' the cutlets into buckets of nuggets Ain't nothing above it Unzip my pants and just tug it I'm annoying like a John Lovitz puppet but you love it! "It's okay"