Celph Titled - Givva Hog a Bone lyrics

{Give a hog a bone, b**h!} "You have to keep 'em on a short leash and let 'em know who's boss Otherwise they'll bite your arm off at the elbow" [Celph Titled] I'll never take a b**h to Red Lobster, you should know that pa Cause if I do I'll cut her throat with f**in snowcrab claws In ninety-five, n***as thought I was dead I got jumped by Latin Kings in West Tampa and came back with a blammer On the police scanner like the Cypress Hill intro My life's ill, schizo, sometimes Bronson Pinchot The rap Balki Bartokomous, pour gas down the esophagus Of co*k-slobbin b**hes f**in up my shoppin list You ain't bring back my Frosted Flakes, I'm applyin office tape With a new tube of superglue then rip it off your face The Rubix Cube with the N at the end Yes I'm a hog but ain't been in the pen, Villainous like 10 MC Rens Duckin camera crews, bunch of wild apes rude Rape your moms, yes we some motherf**in animals And like J-zone say, a ho must pay So impressed by the size of my gun, that they was blown away My childhood was a bizarre parade Broke off the uzi from Operation Wolf, and robbed the arcade In Beverly Hills, sellin "Welcome to the Hood" t-shirts Ain't gonna stop it 'til C-Murder is freed first Get a load of these cla**ics or I'mma leave ya With black eyes so big you'll need Kool Moe Dee's gla**es Your tracklist has asteriks, next to every song And the asteriks mean whack sh**, it's that simple ba*tard I'm tired of hearin what color your whip is I'm the sick crazy stepfather of rap cause I'll be destin to whip kids At restaurants I'll be up for the k** Stab you with a eagle beak while you eatin, leave you stuck with the bill {Give a hog a bone, b**h!} "Gentlemen, behave yourselves!" {Give a hog a bone, b**h!} "You people have been downright rude, downright rude" [J-Zone] Look, I give a ho no hook, what she gon' do for me? She'll be feelin like a Knick fan and I'm Reggie shootin 3 Not a fat white man in the snow on a sleigh But I got presents/presence in rap, and I use the word "ho" all day Called me a peasant and a scrub, gave me no foreplay But that's okay, I'm stackin my pay I got 'draulics on my golf cart, f** a six-fo' Knew a ho like Gonzo, with a big nose She snored loud and I only slept an hour a night Placed my nuts over her nostrils now the bedbugs bite Got some fans who in college, payin tuition So it would be insufficient, for me to drop knowledge Mister, all I'm teachin your daughter Elaine Is how to utilize her lips and still exercise brain-power Now you wanna save her? Tragic and I find You defend a Bird better, than Magic in his prime But if a b**h wanna drown, I lead her to Lake Erie Not above peein on the crowd if they don't feel me Critics pan my records but to me it don't matter Critics actually thought The Beatles had talent Keep the hatemail comin I'm HOGGY fingerin girls In a club in Austria, doin the Steve Martin When I drive I profile, I lean so far to the right That if a broad is in my car she's in the trunk or on the bike rack Hoes think I'm weird, cause when my car stalls I make 'em push while I steer, the Mitch Green of rap Find my girl with jheri curl, and melt her household TV set To my dashboard and keep cussin out hoes Through with the bars, so drunk placin orders Gettin f**ed up as haircuts on European farmers Dudes on the net actin hard you ain't flamin toast You a flamin f*g, typin all day to make a flamin post "p**y a** punks!" {Give a hog a bone, b**h!} {Give a hog a bone...}