Celph Titled - Boss Hog Malt Liquor lyrics

{*static noise*} Take me to a commercial [Commercial break] {*belch*} Oh sh**, I gotta run to the liquor sto' See what they got in this motherf**er, get me a drink What they got in this f**in freezer here man [Ice Cube] Drop a old school beat! [High pitched voice] Man, f** St. Ide's and Olde English god damnit You ain't got nothin different in this motherf**er? [J-Zone] Here's a toast to a new drink, a new thing A new brew just for you to put yo' dick in a sling Boss Hog Malt Liquor, whether chillin the park Or on the creep with a b**h you'd only f** in the dark 100%, real man in a gla** jug Take a sip it feels better than a fast nut Motherf** a Michelob, tell that ho to strip her clothes Or dick'll be on swoll, buy the 40 or the sixty-fo' [Celph Titled] Yo, here we go you wanna search for a buzz We got the type of beer make a b**h thirst for the suds And birds chirpin it up, they wanna lick on the log We guarantee no hangovers if you stick with the Hog Yeah Nelly got Pimp Juice, Lil Jon got Crunk Juice Lil' sip of this'll let the motherf**in funk loose Serve it out the bottle, only need one gla** For a room of stupid hoes so you can get dumb a** [Singing] Motherf** a Mich-elob! Stack yo' chips, hit the sto'! Take a sip, and hit your ho Boss Hog Malt Liquor [Advertiser voice] And comin Christmas 2006, Boss Hog Egg Nog Keepin you f**ed up for all family functions (Ho Ho Ho) Boss Hog'n!