Celph Titled & Buckwild - Swashbuckling lyrics

I'll hold on to the gun Why should he hold onto the gun? Cause I already got it motherf*cka! "Apathy attacks like asteroids and avalanches" Welcome to hell, I'm Lucifer's Lieutenant In the School Of Hard Knocks I'm the superintendent Treat a hoe like a hoe, why would you get offended? When 90% of y'all are all stupid and pregnant Bunch of freaks, hotter than summer heat No wonder brothers creep Pick up lines work when she's slower than a southern beat I'm livin' proof I can get in these booths To make rappers turn p**y I'm a give 'em a douche My sh** is the truth North Face and Timberland boots I'm '92 2Pac, readin' scripts for "Juice" Yeaaaah You got the cash, I'm a rob your a** Stick you with a stocking mask (You out for the doe) C'mon you gotta ask? I'm good with the guns, good with the funds Run or your sh**'ll get done Riddle your body with metal, get rid of the evidence 'fore the detectives come So clear a path for the bully in a bull dozer b**by trap the trunk with a pump in case I'm pulled over "You're welcome. You're all welcome! " "The f*ck you wanna do, come and see Ryu" - Ryu 'Godz In The Front' Lord have mercy these dudes are dookey I don't even wanna hear it, please somebody shoot me Put me out of my misery quick, I am through givin' a sh** I am officially on a mission from a different planet A solar system with some nerdy equipment I got the f*ggotron cannon pointed at your position So quick and efficient Come have a listen for yourself, take a peek at my kitchen You better loosen up your belt More flavor than a frickin rotisserie chiecken Who left the mic on? Holy sh**, Jimmy Crickets, I am an icon Turn the lights on when I finish I treat beats like a pipe bomb and I just lit it F*ck your iPod and every trash rapper that's in it Come snuggle with a python, it's fun for minutes It's been a lifelong dream, now I'm seein' the fruit The DGC k**in' machine, THE R-Y-U s** it "IF y'all came here to see a show. We want everybody cooperation, in the place tonight." It's Esoteric, what'd you expect? Ayyo, ready set, machete REP FLY kid that'll never jet The coolest, tattooless mothaf*cka that you ever met You got the nerve to spit about how you murder cliques and bust guns But those are just two other words for for tits and co*k hammers And those are just two other words for dicks And for a couple clowns like y'all it seems that's a perfect fit It's like, make yourself a dang casadilla I'm drunk off this Buckwild sh**, don't let me near that case of Miller Shay's a chiller, lady k**er, for reala, erase your villa. I'm Freddy, Jason, Godzilla, I'm devastation Attila Y'all cats be outta bars like you're fresh from jail The only karats y'all be holding's for your son's lunch pail I unveil the unreal, a done deal, you punks fail sh**, we go in on beats like y'all go in on two for one sales And I a**ume you know my man Celph'll ruin ya Peace from the Pterodactyl, y'all be Dinosaur Jr.s And I'm out "Believe me sir, he's not human! But are you aware that he tortured them with a refinement of cruelty? " "Celph Titled's known as a gangster to some" F*ck a b**h, I'm on some borderline rape sh** I'm puttin' one in the oven and it ain't a f*ckin' Duncan Hines cake mix I will put a few stacks on your spine You are a money back guarantee, plus I'm out my mind Where's the catering service? I need to feed my ego Sit at home, smoke, collect checks and eat Doritos (yeah) Drive around in a $60, 000 car Douse your ma and pa, got at least 60 gallons more Manipulate metaphors, I am rhymin' raw I'm am the Human Torch, of course I got fire arms So henceforth What you say is irrelevant I'll put the metal in your chin like Kanye's skeleton (oh my) Disintegrate flesh when skin enzymes chew (Even your windpipe too?) The hollows went right through My marksman trainin' is I'll when I clap and spark it Use your kids trainin' wheel as a practice target