Celadon Candy - Undercutter lyrics

You're the hole in my umbrella The soaking wet behind my ears The bloodstain on my name The same disease I 've had for years If I went to see the doctor He would say to stay away But why should I heed advice? (The hospital charges twice) When it's possible to feel worse Sid and Nancy, loved each other I want you to be my Undercutter We'll watch the stars, lying in the gutter I need you to be my Undercutter Jezebel of my novella We're soaking wet between the sheets These feelings never change (I'm happy to be deranged) Without you I'm incomplete Provided we don't k** each other I want you to be my Undercutter Make my heart, melt like bu*ter I need you to be my Undercutter....