Intro: (Gibberish) ...and there for... (Gibberish cont'd) Hey, you know what rhymes with Cecil Otter? No, what's that? f** you [Hook:] It's the s** machine (x2) Verse 1: Im b**hin' and cursin' Nursin' this wisdom with bourbon' But now im pissin' and burnin' in Crowds of christians and vermin I thought my english was turnin' But, seems my engine ain't workin' [Hook] Verse 2: Shes bingeing and burnin' Giving blue ribbons to surgeons Searchin the system for worms in This swerving germ infested world When it seems its been spun Right out of its axis I'm stuck in a taxi Cleaning blood and cum off back seats Of my s** machine [Hook]