Caustic (Battle Rapper) - Rone vs Caustic (Title Match) lyrics

[Round 1: Caustic] I said what's up homie? Welcome to your own lobotomy You may have sent Dirtbag Dan back to local comedy but ain't no one stopping me We are at World Domination 6, right? The whole globe is watching Ain't that about a b**h? Like a Rone biography I said my dude, I'm honestly happy for you I thought you'd never be the champ son sh**, we six bars into this title match and it's already better than the last one I mean I'm way too advanced son I can do sh** that you've never did That's why I gotta take his last breath before he get a second wind I mean I heard you was gonna get personal with me, I must've got in his head Y'all been begging for a king but instead you got a God in the flesh You want your style...your style? Is as obvious as it gets You rap like how b**hes talk to their pets Like, "Oh, you gon' rap like this is things you gotta handle Oh. You gon' talk to Daniel like a co*ker Spaniel AARF! Boy I catch you slipping on yo' campus while you flannel Boy I gotta chopper knock you our your socks and sandals!" b**h so don't panic, your punches do no damage I'll elbow turn your nose into nothing but bone fragments Body blows, give him a bleeding heart like a hopeless romantic I'm nomadic, I leave Earth with no hope of going home to my own planet You my bro Adam but that don't mean I won't got at him Throw blows at him, bury him up to his throat and throw stones at him You get cold feet? I toe tag you You know that chrome Magnum But that forehead cro magnum My bullets hit you ricochet and hit Gully and Organik I said they keep calling you a king but I think this king needs the boot I mean honestly this whole chain needs a control+alt+delete and reboot This guy called me a f**ing "weed" man But I think we can see the truth I think he's just jealous of the weeds at least weeds has some roots I mean my dude, you dressed up like f**ing Abraham Lincoln trying to gain some views And then you rapped about freeing slaves while all the black people tried to escape the room The craziest sh** is Out of all the angles this lame could use It's funny you dress like Abe Lincoln but you're the one getting the chain removed I'm way too smooth, you ain't never been great Let's face facts Adam I'm already a legend today But I swear to God the only thing black in your house is electrical tape He probably calls the cops on his own shadow like, "Stop him. He's getting away." You're a f**ing f*ggot with no stripes You wanna gamble but no dice This fool Adam is so white he won't even reach in his bars He's had everything handed to him his whole life I said, he'll out write me and then out white me You don't want to mess with dude He's never struggled a day in his life, his parents put him on a pedestal He's got a top five but no non-white rappers He's got a tattoo right above his champ stamp that says #Alllivesmatter He loves chai tea, tai chi He hates Spike Lee, doing The Right Thing He loves Skyping, typing, hiking, biking Third Reiching, evidence hiding, stereotyping, racial profiling Pretty much any white thing Homie...you ain't anything like me You ain't prepped for survival Cause a year from now, nobody's gonna remember when you went viral You may have cheated d**h before with Illmac' but now your destination is final We can all judge this book by this cover cause the story ends with the title That's one b*tch! [Round 1: Rone] Roney Bae the King, formerly the prince I call him "co*ker Spaniel" cause he's always been my b**h Oh, so you're the super villain career ender Well I dig that I heard you even ended a marriage before, well that's a sick stat But my rhymes change lives too, you doubt my impact? Have you seen Big T lately? He's 170 with a six pack World Domination What? I gotta break him down geographically? I mean Taiwan f**s with me I guess I got that Taipei (type A) personality I mean chickas want my Calvin's off No strap to get my style across Cause I rap like I got an Eagle that's the size of an albatross I was whipping the drop Regal that's blacker than Don Cheadle You're pall (Paul) bearer, the jaw (John) ring gon' (Ringo) say "shells these are not Beatles" Do you like your pops leave you Horror script and the plots evil And I already k**ed you once, my stories don't got sequels I'll run up on him like the Rocky steps Slash him with a hockey stick I k**ed him once, I gotta k** him again like he's a zombie flick But there's no skeletons in my closet so this ain't another body You're only as good as the dirt you have and you have nothing on me I mean, I didn't cheat on my girl, not a who*e in my house But not because I have morals let me just dispel that lie now And not because of love, let me shoot that right down I didn't cheat cause I was scared f**ing Caustic would find out f**ing Sherlock Holmes He bides his time, thinking he's kinda sly Stealing receipts, checking what I would buy like some kind of private eye But I got hip to the game quicker, we're not painting the same picture 'Kay wigger? There's a difference between a dirt digger and a grave digger See, you're finished Well...done stick a fork him The mortician the 28.4 liter Ford engine The unicorn I'm Porzingis in the form with it I'm Ben Simmons on the floor spinning A centaur while he's formed shifting but Caustic is just Light and projection, it's pure physics You had the same hair/beard combo as every p**y at Coachella So you can not be hard, it's a simple little fact Plus you have the same voice as the pig from Toy Story So it's only right I dump that nickle in his back! Yo, I'll hit your niece with the braces Get her tea bagged til her teeth snag, I'm her new dentist You f** with [?] I use her team flag as a skeet rag I'll let the team shag I could get half of your family tree bag Your baby mom is 43, does speed and let's her jeans sag Your baby mom looks like a drag queen, I'll get your queen dragged Rip his beard off, do his Adam's apple like a speed bag I don't care if Soul's punch was softer than a f**ing bean bag You got slapped and just stood there just like that sh** was freeze tag I mean, daaaaamn Daniel I bet that p**y wet as dam Daniel That p**y got man handled He hit it then kick it out he told to go pan handle Watch me grand stand you {punching sounds} Van Damme you {punching sounds} Damn Daniel you don't understand I'm snuffing your man's candle Watch me back stab you, over and over again like the needle gone on a back tattoo Check, check, Martin Havlat you Fold him, zip him, knapsack you Style on him, Rat Pack you Whip my phone out, f**ing battle and beat him then f**ing Snapchat you But wait, wait, wait, wait Maybe, keeping it all rappity rap is keeping it too basic So if I acted how you act, well how would you take it? Cause if I was you, I would probably name your girl and call her "a hot mess" If I was you, I would take your statements out of context If I was you, I'd go low and come at your pops next If I was you, I'd probably blame you for Cadalack Ron's d**h I mean, getting high, getting high- {Caustic gets mad and threatens Rone} Listen to me Caustic! Listen to me Caustic! Getting high in front of a recovery addict, why would he need that? I can't believe that So if I was you, I would probably blame you for his relapse But I'm not you I'm not you I just know my friend would like to hear his name dropped And I miss him You miss him too? Well I'ma put you in the same spot Rest in peace, that's one [Round 2: Caustic] Ooooh, he's gonna get personal with me Oh gee golly wiz I can't wait Why don't you go drink some f**ing bleach since you think being white's that great You used to be my right hand man, now you don't deserve my handshake Game Of Thrones sh**, still the King Slayer even though my right hand fake I said I wish a motherf**er would, I be chopping 'em down Blocks will come out, I be making Mr. b**blaka Chilaka Boo sounds When it comes to rapping b**h I've been snapping longer than locker room towels I'll have you stretched on a table with the doctors around Just to tell you you a** out like a hospital gown Oh...so I was walking around thinking like, "Dude What would make Adam just madder than hell? What would take all the wind outta his sails." Then he said, "Well we should mention our girls names." Well, don't you date that b**h Allison Dale? Yeah? Why don't you pa** the message to that s*ut and tell her I can excel in every way that Adam has failed If you look at her pictures, her eyes are sad you can tell She's so used to having two hands grabbing her tail And get her a**hole impaled by more African males than a crack addict in jail And that's hard... You know, that's a hard thing to live up to But he makes up for it with a strong back rub and a solid "I love you." He be kissing that b**h on the mouth like it's the love of his life But deep down he knows he just ain't f**ing her right She's got the Black Snake Moan she likes a little mud in her pipes I don't even know why she f**s this guy He's all types of b**h, he's got red lips and rosy cheeks Who the f** you supposed to be? Tyler Swift? You f**ing giant vagina lip I don't get what part you're not understanding I don't know any other man in the world that could've called to have a mirror match with a tranny I mean this is the difference between us Y'all looking at a glimpse of a genius But with all these p**y a** feminine little physical features We all agree, there's No Shame if you decide to get rid of your penis Well hold on, I got a question How come every time somebody mentions a time Rone got molested His face immediately looks like he just got a Botox injection? Now, it's my chance to get him so, I better get him I mean, fans love to tell you what you can and can't talk about but you know me, I never listen They said "It's an automatic loss if you talk about Sandusky or any of his alleged victims." Well as far as I'm concerned if you getting defensive about getting molested then you probably got f**ing molested with 'em Now I know talking about Sandusky is played but y'all know I got a little something to say To be honest Adam, I've uh...studied your case And I'm not saying that being molested makes somebody gay But...you were on the track team At any point did you consider just...running away? Is that not something you would try? I mean all those years of learning how to take a baton from behind It's like you learned nothing from the guy I mean maybe that's why your little album Committed was trash You haven't dealt with all that sh** from your past Maybe all those Sandusky dicks in your a** changed your pitch when you rap All those s**ual a**aults and you never did nothing back? You got raped by your running coach no wonder you sound like such a b**h on your tracks See I like saying sh** like that just to watch him get rattled But if you wanna see some really weird sh**, why don't you check out his Complement Battle Now, the second I turned it on I knew there was something f**ing strange going down out here But it did answer a long time question Who's dick do you gotta s** to get a title shot around here? And then you think and it's just you know, it's just Adam and Patrick They're always coming up with the wackiest antics You know, running around Canada, acting like f*ggots But that's the part that makes me think somebody really raped you Maybe you overplayed the gay thing to cover up how uncomfortable it actually makes you So while you were out there pretending to be a couple gay dudes How about the fact that for all that gay sh** you did, Pat never actually paid you Awww, this sh** just got incredibly real Aye, he done s**ed a dude's dick and didn't even keep up his end of the deal Adam calling every day and Pat's like, "Don't worry Adam you getting it still." And then you took him out to dinner in L.A. and you got f**ing left with the bill That's amazing, my dude Pat, screwed you for two stacks And you didn't do sh** b**h, what part of Philly did they do that? I mean and I don't blame him, look at Pat, he'd f**ing whoop his a** He wasn't trying to scuffle but he played it like it was an accident but you actually kind of got hustled I bet you was having Sandusky flashbacks yelling at Pat like, "Why did I trust you?!" It s**s Adam you just can't help but get f**ed by the guys you look up to I said you either real or you ain't dawg, there ain't no in-between We ain't cut from the same cloth, I'm tailor made for the game or so it would seem Cause when it comes to rhyming I'm on top if you know what I mean You a cup of noodle, I'll peel your lid back just to blow off some steam Infrared beams look like techno lasers Dealership maintenance you just met your maker So now's a good time to go ahead and accept yo' savior Before I make the Devil your f**ing next door neighbor I said that's a sign you're a b**h, I ain't here to impress no haters I said the deuce deuce is a good buy/bye, I protect my paper In a fair one, you won't fare well, I don't respect yo' gangsta Plus I got a piece so long it'll catch you later b**h [Round 2: Rone] Man, that f**ing gangsta sh** is the weirdest sh** I've heard about you I talked to the rest of the white battle rappers and to be honest The fellas are getting worried about you Bro, it's like you can't decide if you're Jamal or Geppetto An Italian who acts black? Where you from? The Spaghetto? Talking about this fake drug dealer sh** Selling, copping, never stopping Bragging 'bout who he sold to, Benny, Robby, Jenny, Johnny He even made a deal in a Denny's lobby with Hammurabi Bro, you know who else sold weed before? f**ing everybody! Bro, my little sister, sold packs of loud sh** You don't hear her bragging 'bout it My grandma's stylist was packing ounces sh**, so was my dad's accountant If you do all this secret illegal sh** then why would you tell us? He's like, "Gangsters move in silence And did I mention I sell d**?" Well, I roof whatever d** you got I'm talking crack, pills, h**n Even if it's legal d**, I'm talking Advil, Claritin I'll throw your b**h off the roof like I'm Dan Bilzerian I'll throw your shoes on the phone line while your man's still wearing 'em You wife her, I'll snipe her like click click boom, La Di Da Di She on the patch then I'm Slick Rick smooth I'll send a photo of the bands then send a dick pick through That's the chicken and the beef like a McPick 2 But I got a top five reasons you should not rap Number 1: you are a cable guy for Comcast You know what? f** the list, we can stop flat Reasons one through five, they are all that f**ing cable guys deserve a special section of Hell Where the Devil tortures them sometime between 7:00 and 12:00 f**ing Fairy the Cable Guy, our second battle isn't stressing me But I feel like Matthew Broderick cause the Cable Guy is obsessed with me So this for every time you said 5:00 and showed up after 6:00 This is for every strangers toilet that you clogged with a ma**ive sh** This is for every sh**ty operator y'all have ever had talk to me Every one of them in India who claims their down the block from me f**ing cable companies are an inherently un-American symbol Comcast runs a Monopoly and you just play the thimble So I want remunerations for dealing with your f*ggot sh** So after I beat you, you're hooking me up with all of the sports packages You know what? f** all the sports packages I don't want sports packages let me be more accurate I want the p**n packages f**ing Skinamax? Gimmie that Bunny Ranch? I f**s with that He's already asked but here's something you should know about me now If I can't have battle rap I will burn it to the ground I mean, Dizaster's been ducking me like I'm not in that cla** Dizaster's been ducking me like some kind of Math cla** I heard Tay Roc run his mouth, how is he a threat? Bro, I would take care of Roc/rock like a Chia Pet Bro, I would take care of Roc like a PG vet Bro, I would take care of Roc like a vet PG I whip Roc/rock like Nash when he's MVP I would get rid of rock like an NBD I'll 30 Rock/Roc like the studios at NBC And y'all might think I'm losing focus, but maybe you should know this Before the battle I Instagram'd evidence that he doesn't write his own sh** So log onto @adamferrone to read every word now Or just wait cause we'll get into it in that third round [Round 3: Caustic] Yo, you mentioned my homie Ron...I swear to God I'm a writer b**h I could check this dick and feel nothing, I'm like Bonnie Godiva They said, "Caustic, did you see Day 1? 'Cane was snapping." I was like, "Yeah, yes. But all his good lines were about me so I guess he still needs Caustic bars to get a major reaction." I said, oh you didn't buy nothing right, 'Cane? What the f** were you paying for when you made the transaction? You know what? You can just walk around with this L but I guess Stranger Things have happened I said my dude came It was three years I was hoping that you'd change But you're still the same bum begging for bars with loose change I said you still got your mouth wrapped around another dude's name You're like a shamed Olympian blaming the steroids for the poor decisions that you made I said, Al can f**ing blow me At this point Al owes me some alimony Acting like I snitched on somebody, no I just alerted my actual homie About some f**ing stranger who didn't pay me the f**ing full amount that he owes me But I'm no angle though We've all gotten a couple bars along the way, you know? But sh** if we wanna talk about the ratio I don't need a bunch of Facebook conversations posted to tell you what I gave to Rone Oh...did you forgot? When we were out there in England? Don't Flop for the weekend You couldn't finish your rounds cause you was too busy drinking I gave you a whole round for Youthoracle right in front of you without even blinking You're like, "Hey, thanks Caustic I'm sorry I choked. But you don't write how I be normally speaking But hey it'd be cool if we could keep this our little secret." Awww, you little f**ing f*ggot dude Aye, you mad at me? What about a week before your battle with T And didn't have much help to give you but I did give you a little something didn't I you manatee [Rone] Never [Caustic] Never? I mean imagine me Bunch of people get credit for my writtens But I can tell you like this, I've taken a lot less than I've given So whoever's feeding you your information is telling you some f**ing fiction And besides, Erik Foreman helped you write this whole f**ing battle so what's the f**ing difference?! No? See, if you look at his name it'll prove that he's a hypocrite in the long run Cause he likes to sit around and call people frauds even though you are/R one I said I know who I am, these battlers should have a natural fear But this is your second title match I've had bars in title matches for the last three and half years And if you're confused, you think that sh** is weird And you don't think that sh** is actually true Then why aren't you taking a second and ask half of the f**ing battlers in this room But it's Rone! It's Rone who they've given me He composes it like a symphony He's simply, says simple things a bunch of filler schemes and similes But he hides it behind this whiny high pitched delivery So you can't tell he's the least quotable rapper in King Of The Dot history I mean every since you became a little mini-celebrity You think you got all the answers like that guinea from Jeopardy I'm sick of this f**ing rich dickhead kid disrespecting me The only privileged I ever had in my life was a fifth of Hennessy And after I finish that I'm gonna find your little sister Stephanie And dig her the f** out like a hysterectomy See him and Erik Foreman have been on the internet instant messaging Desperately trying to discredit me To make me lose I swear to God they'll do anything But, I've got enemies Got a lot of enemies but both you f*ggots 'bout to get the same vasectomy But since you're a man of education let's look at it scientifically You lost momentum while I gave it a simple transfer of energy Cause if you break it down to the chemistry Your volume to the ma**es doesn't have any density Cause even in the most basic of matters You just can't trust Adam cause they make up everything [Rone] You're a liar bro. You're a liar [Caustic] I'm a liar? I'm a liar? That's your observation? The best you got is a 2012 Photoshop conversation? s** a f**ing dick? That sh** is f**ing finished You're supposed to be a f**ing champion, now you out here coming with gimmicks Dude that sh** is f**ing actually true If you were a real f**ing champion you would've showed up to the event and interacted with fans like champions do Your trend ended before you started you're the Ed Hardy of battling dude Dude, I was gonna retire after I won this sh** That's some sh** I thought I never would say I was just gonna take the chain and left y'all for dead Then I thought about it, is that really how this legend will end? Then I said, "f** it" I'd rather stay and break Pat's record instead! Let's go! [Round 3: Rone] So this is not a regular battle round You know, a verse on his weaknesses So f** a crowd, f** a crown, these are personal grievances So let's not mince words You missed your first battle with Big T cause you were hung over from some bad coke On Friday you're doing great, the next day you can't go Once the fans had their money paid and that's why you're f**ing fake Cause you were in Chicago at the venue but couldn't go because a tummy ache? Bro, what the F is that? How is he your expecting champ when he might miss any heavy scratch from a bout of the menstrual cramps f** losing any respect, mine for dude didn't exist Cause I did the same d** and was fine, your immune system's a b**h But the very worst thing from the scene from that night Worse than Mr. Free Drugs being a fiend for that white Is your slogan, "Free Drugs" I was believing the hype And then I watched you pay for those sh**ty d** at a f**ing premium price I mean, what happened to the slogan dawg? I really believed that When I say "Grandmom's favorite grandson" ask my grandmom I really mean that But yo, there's something bigger about your fame that has driven me insane How you made your whole name off of ghostwriting for Arcane But behind the scenes us battlers know you in a different way You are the most notorious recipient of shared bars in the game Oh y'all want names? Y'all want names? Fresco never gave you bars? Fredo never gave you bars? Frank Stacks never gave you bars? D-Lor never gave you bars? f**ing Reverse Live never gave you bars? f**ing Real Deal never gave you bars? Bro, f**ing Marvwon never gave you bars? Madness never gave you bars? Bro, and that's the ones I know, imagine ones I don't Imagine all his secrets if that's the stuff he shows I mean the first time he called me for bars we weren't even bros then It was against f**ing Roosevelt and that was back in '010 It's really just incredible what he does behind the scenes {KOTD crowd member starts losing his f**ing mind. Apparently shouting out at no one like he's on PCP or some sh**} I watched five battlers give him bars for Mr. 13 Vers' Arsonal, Chedda Cheese, every battle it's obscene Last year vers' Big T it was full four bar schemes And you still skipped the battle after I directly gave you bars So stop lying you are not genius that you claim you are Battles on 24 hours notice really aren't that exciting for him When you realize he probably has like 24 writing for him I mean, f**ing getting bars, burning bridges, that just shows he's a selfish guy His slogan "Free Drugs" that explains his health's decline But after all his snitching it was on himself this time Cause Mr. Free Drugs has always needed someone else's lines And the way you vilified Arcane when you are ten times the cheater That's like getting ethic lessons from f**ing Carlos Mencia Go and get your ghostwriters I guarantee they're not enough Oh you write your own sh**? Yeah so does Melania Trump I said you really can't compare duke I say sh** they're scared to You dig dirt, find someone that's written for me, I f**ing dare you! Bro, this is for all that bad karma you built up All that cattiness displayed Because all of that bad karma that comes back to you TODAY So I hope you get STD's to what you said to Q-Shinobi Based on what you said to K, I hope you lose one of your closest homies For what you said to Caddy I wish you dope scared veins And your mom deserves to die for what you said about Arcane Based on Soul, I hope your girl moves away, far from you From Jeff, I hope she cheats, just to make it hard from you From Ex-I I hope you know the guy And just to make it horrible I hope it's one of your best friends from what you said to Arsonal I hope they run a train on her from what you said to Cortez I hope she gets a restraining order from what you said to Megad**h Then I hope you get back together and the two of you have babies then I hope that f**ing kid's retarded from what you said to Matt Daley Bro, you are a rat and a snake That's just how I see him This is bigger than rap beefing, both coasts or regions So I'm not lobbying for a win and I don't care if you believe it But any league where he's the champ isn't one I want to be in!