Caustic (Battle Rapper) - Caustic vs Roosevelt lyrics

[Round 1: Caustic] They said, "This is it Caustic, time for you to get a crazy headline" Poison Pen was like, "You got Roosevelt" I said, "Well...maybe next time." I said, "When is it going down?" He said, "7/30 is the deadline." I was like, "Cool that works out perfect since 7:30 is your bedtime." I'm about to beat Roosevelt worse than his pops when he hold the belt This is gonna be worse than the time you tried to blow yourself for Show & Tell You better pray you don't go to jail, they're gonna make you grow a ponytail You'll get raped up in the holding cell like, "Stop! I'm only 12!" Ayo, in the O' I took an L to my Philly steak cousin But it really ain't nothing, this is a PSA What happens when you cook crack rock with an Easy Bake Oven So how you gonna talk about moving weight when you grew up upstate, next to the bluest of lakes? Let's face facts b**h where you live is a f**ing beautiful place Yo, I'll k** Roose' whole f**ing family, be back in Cali while the body decomposes Three weeks later you're f**ing neighbors gonna stop and smell the roses/Roose's [Round 1: Roosevelt] How you battle a dude named Cadalack and yet you've got the bigger trunk Yo, I'd put your a** in a body bag but your nose would stop me from zipping up I mean holy frick- yo how you hold yourself? Over there looking like Nose-avelt I mean, it's Kid Caustic So I'll tie up you and your girl and run home And beat you to d**h with a rock to k** two birds with one stone Whoa, threatening cats on Twitter, man you look like a troll But you standing in my face and well...you look like a troll Hold up, I want restitution for executing Biggie So I wire your jaw and send you back to Western Union City I should have Tube Steak come punch him...in da mouth Cause I did not pay 450 to come stare at Squidward's house Popping off sure boy I'll mollywop yours Give me a bat I'll rip his head off; Ozzy Osbourne I'll body any cat, and I'ma start with yours I'll make my cat and your cat fight But first clip his toenails, then choke him with his own tail and throw him off the roof like, "Oh well" Then I'll take the elevator down...ding Uppercut to the ribs, ball of hair he choking He tried to crawl to the litter box, "Where you going?!" Then I started spitting on it, had a mean booger so I picked that sh** Then I wiped my fingers on it You should work on your presence and speech Cause the way your'e clenching your teeth makes you sound like Ernie on Sesame Street [Round 2: Caustic] It's getting a little late kiddo, I hope your mom packed some PJ's you can sleep in Just don't leak that he's been drinking This whole time he's been thinking It was Seagrams but it was really the denture water that PH keeps his teeth in And you got ghostwriter rebu*tals but I know everybody that you talk to I won't name no names, let's just say ghostwriters could come back to haunt you Now on that principle alone, you should be sent to the office The first time you played 7 Minutes In Heaven you redecorated the closet Ayo, your mother's a lazy f**ing b**h who ain't got nothing to do As a baby she used to have daydreams about smothering you You be acting like half your life you were f**ing abused Just for kicks your dad's dick was kid tested and mother approved You can't call me a "f*ggot" you f*ggot, don't you know who Caustic is? C'mon Roose' you put the f**ing "pos" in HIV positive [Round 2: Roosevelt] Look, it's a bird, it's a plane...nope...nope...it's a bird Yo, see I could take your easy approach and break down people with jokes So watch this heckler ruin this comedian's show You angry influence? Please You live in a place with nice schools and trees So when I k** him, you'll get sent to a pearly gated community I'll whop whop I'm sick, you seesaw, put your weak jaw under a fat kid at the seesaw Your grandmother doesn't make the best meatballs So f** your Italian pride I would say you've never handled a crime but I know you're ALWAYS down for whacking a guy Yo, you've got to at Bada Bing watching freaky models Cause you're obviously Chris Moltisanti off of The Sopranos I'm Drago's speed off hollows ain't Apollo Creed with combos So if Everybody Loves Raymond we could scrap, mono e Romono [?] me? Not that easy vato When that ostrich beak's the size of three Aquafina bottles Age jokes, so Caustic be easy, take your time And when I tell you to be Eazy, that means go catch AIDS and die Shout out to [?] this guy hasn't paid You're broke, you have financial AIDS Cause you're a nerd, cadence waste so no composure with words Got turned down by F.L.O. cause he ain't know who you were Started talking sh** on the net like, "He's horrible yo" Not surprising cause you've always had a problem with flow [Round 3: Caustic] Yo, when you rhyming it's hard to laugh cause you talking a lot And judging by his bling and that outfit, child support is not something you got Hold up, I'm sorry ahead of time I heard there was a Grind Time East Coast gang bang Starring your moms Featuring Poison Pen, Dutch Vega, followed by Khan Now, it could just be a rumor I mean I'm probably wrong But why the f** else would they call that b**h Swallow Da Don Aye, Troy Brown tried to f** her but she said she'd rather s** instead At least I think that's what she said that f**ing s*ut was giving Pumpkin head Yo, she's a pro from the burbs I think she slurps for the taste They made her lick s**m off of a plate after they jerked off in her face Yo, your moms a stripper even Soul Khan tipped her, cash [?] stashes 20's right next to that little Hitler stash Yo, even A-Cla** stood up in that dumb b**h once With the length and fury of a one inch punch At the end of the line, Amzilla played Rock, Paper, Scissor with Cobra Ky All the meanwhile Sara Connor banged your sister...from behind The moral of the story is, after so many brothers spending the night There's no mystery to anyone in this room why you have so much trouble accepting that you're white So keep on questioning life and don't play with me rookie I'll have your mom baking me cookies while she plays with her p**y [Round 3: Roosevelt] He bites Madness and Frank Stacks But now I gotta start making y'all believe Because I found out that there's an extra player on the team See Fredo called one of our rappers bragging how he fed him bars to go Not realizing that there was someone else on the phone So, you don't take pride in your craft You just take whatever, paste together And you're Italian so even with food Alfredo makes it better I couldn't make any sense of it Til I realized he's been changing his penmanship Because they stopped feeding him lines when they see the way he delivers it Like, "f*ggot", "AIDS", "man penis" "f** Madness I can't read this!" Your rhyme style, he's Drew Carry, telling you to rhyme when you hit the stage And since you're a comedian we're all wondering, Who's Line Is It Anyway? You talk sh** on your computer but when you're not behind it you seem cool So what the f**? Somebody ghostwriting your Tweets too? You dropped the "Kid" out your name before you hit 5-2 Listen Caustic, sh**'s ironic cause the kid is dropping you After Madness it's battling Grizzle with the tux on Is when he started to talk to dude So it only makes sense that this f*ggot follows suit I hate when you reference all those actors in those movies You and Fredo writing looks like- {Gets interrupted by the crowd} So I'ma body Caustic's a**, leave him in a body bag At the end of the story, he bites heads like [?] Cause I'ma end this sh** off with a freestyle When Poison Pen said, "Yo girls make some noise. He was the first one to scream. 'Owwww.'"