Caustic (Battle Rapper) - Base vs Caustic lyrics

[Round 1: Caustic] Now, Base ain't exactly a hard name to live up to Especially when your entire persona is based on someone you look up to Now, I don't normally do name flips but let's take this sh** back to the basics And show you L.A. kids how you really do some base sh** And then Base said.... Nothing you idiot Base dead He's locked up in my basement I'd rather listen to K-Fed remix Night Of The Living Baseheads You see it's high time Grind Time trim the extra fat Pussies with the pennies that's the type of sh** that got [?] slapped So hi hater I'm Isiah taking keep for keep sakes Kid so f**ing dope then why can't you free, Base? I hate these rich pussies that think they can rap battle You live in a palace in Calabasas b**h, a f**ing sand castle Yo, you think your family's safe? I'll find your family's safe and use your nose to break it open Cause robbing you would be like hitting a grand slam cause I know that Base is loaded See me? I'm known to get suction on the first date In your case the only way you get to Third Base is cause you have an MC Serch face You shouldn't have started this war in the f**ing first place In hip hop you have no place So go home base and stop calling your f**ing mom's house "home base" [Round 2: Caustic] After this, the nose joke legacy will finally be pa**ed along Cause you have a f**ing ma**ive snoz f** a nose job, your nose has a job Let's both be honest, you need to quit this rap sh** and f**ing go to college If you believe in yourself you can be a male nurse or an orthodontist Every time Celest takes a sh** there's a floating Trojan condom Cause he's your little Indian b**h like Pocahontas No matter how you die your nose will cause an open coffin I bet you could've smelled the sh** coming, couldn't you Nosetradamous? You ain't Al-Qaeda b**h, who the f** have you terrorize? I'll toss nerve gas at nerd raps leaving you paralyzed If you got locked in a panic room I bet both of your parents die Cause your nostrils alone would take up 90% of the air supply I'm trying to tell this guy...you're not hard Your real name is Farhad, you get a hard on every time Dizaster says "car bomb" Fronting like a Street Fighter is a good way to get punched in the solar plex Plus you look like Dhalsim if only his nose could stretch How the f** you gonna talk sh** about Caustic's nose We'd all be in f**ing danger if you got a common cold [Round 3: Caustic] I hate to brag, but after I came out you kinda changed your swag Running to your pops for hand outs like, "I swear I'm gonna be famous dad!" You rep S.A.D.? Your f**ing crew's name is "Sad" When the sh** goes down your team's looking for Base like a game of tag Yo, talk sh** about my f**ing nose, b**h you better take it back Your name is synonymous with dicks like "Base" and "shaft" Yo fronting like a terrorist but that just ain't the facts I hope your b**h dies in a plane crash like Damon Dash To get me on your album b**h you'd have to f**ing pay me racks I'll f** your mother and rub my co*k off on your nation's flag I can't believe y'all buy this bullsh** that he's been selling You'll want 60 Minutes worth of f**ing Middle Eastern yelling Yo, your b**h begs for semen and I came to give her a decent helping Blew so many loads in the ho's mouth looked like the b**h's teeth were melting There is no Heaven for pussies too b**h to go kamikaze So when you die you'll be the f**ing f*ggot that gets Osama Bin Laden's coffee You worked your whole f**ing life and ended up nothing but a Caustic carbon copy And when you're not busy doing that you're Dizaster's personal paparazzi