[BANDLEADER] Five, six, seven, eight! [Overture] [VELMA] Come on, babe, why don't we paint the town? And all that jazz I'm gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockings down And all that jazz Start the car, I know a whoopee spot Where the gin is cold, but the piano's hot It's just a noisy hall where there's a nightly brawl And all...that...jazz [BANDLEADER] Skidoo! [VELMA] And all that jazz [COMPANY] Hot-cha! Whoopee! [VELMA] And all that jazz [VELMA] Slick your hair and wear your buckle shoes And all that jazz I hear that Father Dip is gonna blow the blues And all that jazz Hold on, hon, we're gonna bunny hug I bought some aspirin down at United Drug In case you shake apart and want a brand new start To do... that... [ROXIE] Jazz! [VELMA] Find a flask; we're playing fast and loose And all that jazz Right up here is where I store the juice And all that jazz Come on, babe, we're gonna brush the sky I betcha Lucky Lindy never flew so high Cause in the stratosphere how could he lend an ear To all... that... jazz [VELMA] Oh, you're gonna see your Sheba shimmy shake [VELMA/COMPANY] And all that jazz [VELMA] Oh, she's gonna shimmy 'till her garters break [VELMA/COMPANY] And all that jazz [VELMA] Show her where to park her girdle Oh, her mother's blood'll curdle [VELMA/COMPANY] If she'd hear her baby's queer [VELMA] For all... that... jazz All... that... jazz [Chorus 1: Catherine Zeta-Jones (Ensemble)] Come on, babe, why don't we paint the town? (Oh, you're gonna see your Sheba shimmy shake) And all that jazz (And all that jazz) I'm gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockings down (Oh, she's gonna shimmy 'till her garters break) And all that jazz (And all that jazz) Start the car, I know a whoopee spot (Show her where to park her girdle) Where the gin is cold, but the piano's hot (Oh, her mother's blood will curdle) It's just a noisy hall where there's a nightly brawl (If she'd hear her baby's queer) And all... that... (Jazz) [VELMA] No, I'm no one's wife, but Oh, I love my life And all That Jazz! [ALL, spoken] That jazz!