[Intro (Spoken): Taye Diggs] Ladies and gentlemen, The Chicago Theater Is proud to announce a first The first time anywhere there's been an act of this nature Not only one little lady, but two You've read about them in the papers And now here they are Chicago's own k**ers, drillers Those scintillating sinners Roxie Hart and Velma Kelly [Pre-Chorus: Catherine Zeta-Jones & Renée Zellweger] You can like the life you're living You can live the life you like You can even marry Harry But mess around with Ike [Chorus] And that's good, isn't it grand? Isn't it great? Isn't it swell? Isn't it fun? Isn't it? But nothing stays In fifty years or so It's gonna change, you know But oh, it's heaven Nowadays [Spoken: Taye Diggs] Ok, you babes of jazz Let's pick up the pace Let's make the parties longer Let's make the skirts shorter Let's all go to hell in a fast car And keep it hot [Hot Honey Rag] [Outro: Catherine Zeta-Jones & Renée Zellweger] And all That Jazz!