Category (Artist) - Tromatized lyrics

The Toxic Avenger came into my life Back in 1993 when I was barely even nine I ran straight home form school each day To catch the Toxic Crusaders on my tee-vay Every day they went on another adventure Cleaned the world make it a bit better But 5 eps in something went wrong The show got canceled never came back on Well I fast forward by about 6 years A growing boy with punk rock in his ears Staying up all night watching channel 4 With Troma's Edge TV and more I watched every episode, every single movie And loved Trent Haaga, wish I could be that groovy I'ld move into Tromaville and never be gloomy Bring Debbie Rochon with me as a roomie Terror Ferma, Mothers Day Surf Nazi's and then Squeeze Play Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell Fertilize the Blaspheming Bombshell Sergeant Kabukiman NYPD The Toxic Avenger parts 1 2 and 3 And Citizen Toxie I didn't forget But I almost did Tromeo and Juliet I learnt my morals through my VCR And these films I've watched have pushed me too far Woke up one morning and realized My brain and soul have been TROMATIZED A few more lines just to make my point About how Troma has affected my thoughts These films have turned my gray matter runny Now unless it involves d**h I will not find it funny Desensitized in every way Sex d** violence even holidays But I stillwatch my old tapes each night Praying I can make Lloyd Kauffman my wife I love the things that that man has done Bringing indie cinema to everyone Through films and books and DVD boxsets Insulting the world without regret But through it all they just keep on growing 34 years and they still keep going I always wondered how they were so successful But I know by now they are going to HELL I learnt my morals through my VCR And these films they've made have pushed me too far Woke up one day and I realized My brain and soul have been TROMATIZED