Catch-It Kebabs - Skankin' Sausages lyrics

DO THE SAUSAGE! Straight from the packet I'll be ready to fry I don't need your sorrow, just turn me on my side I hope you're not too choosy 'cos I'm British beef and if you play me a song I'll be moving my feet 'cos it's not too late for skanking Well I'm sure ginna give it a try But I'm not one for romancing I'm gonna shoot it in your eye! You know I've always loved my sausage meat But I've never heard of a one that's so light on his feet What the hell did I take to see A son of a skanking sausage dancing next to me I won't stop, I won't quit, my bad mushroom habit My pupils, dilated, I'm s**ually frustrated Every time I see this sh**, I think I've had too much to drink See my sausage, skanking up, skanking up, skanking time now There's no way to say, though I try, yeah I try 'cos I know that one day you'll be here right by my side