[tommy:] what did i do wrong? [cerys:] oh you nearly drove me cuckoo [tommy:] am i really all that bad? [cerys:] you're worse than hannibal lecter, charlie manson, freddy Krueger [tommy:] why are we still together? [cerys:] oh i can't leave you till you're dead f [tommy:] you mean till d**h do us part [cerys:] i mean like cyanide, strangulation or an axe to your head [tommy:] it was lucky for us i turned the radio on [cerys:] they say that music soothes the savage [tommy:] there was something in that voice that stopped us seeing red [both]: the two of us would surely have ended up dead You stopped us from k**ing each other (tom jones, tom jones) You'll never know but you saved our lives (tom jones, tom jones) [cerys:] i've never thrown my knickers at you [tommy:] and i don't come from wales [tommy:] still haven't solved our problem [cerys:] you mean we hate each other's guts [tommy:] still wanna poison your [cerys:] and i still wanna cut off your [tommy:] i phoned the marriage guidance [cerys:] i tied the phone line round your [tommy:] i'm sick of all this hatred [cerys:] well that'll be the arsenic making you sick [tommy:] you were about to drive me over the edge of a cliff