Cast of Falsettos - Everyone Hates His Parents lyrics

MENDEL Jason I am agitato grande Jason, I am muy disgutante And muy disappointe And muy nauseatus And me mitzraim Hotzionoo Dayenu Everyone hates his parents Don't be ashamed You'll grow up You'll come through You'll have kids And they'll hate you too Oh, everyone hates his parents But, I confess You grow up You get old You hate less JASON But I don't want it Nothing that gives them pleasure I'll do I don't want a bar mitzvah Stupid bar mitzvah Any bar mitzvah Would You? MENDEL Everyone hates his parents That's in the Torah It's what history shows In fact, God said to Moses: "Moses, everyone hates his parents That's how it is!" And God knew Because God hated His MARVIN You are going to k** your mother Don't feel guilty, k** your mother Rather than humiliate her k**ing your mother Is the merciful thing to do TRINA Jason, darling, don't get nervous I'm right here, and at your service Look how calm and self-deluded Grateful, 'cause I know You'll do what I pray you'll do MARVIN Go ahead and k** your mother TRINA Not with guns, but k** your mother MARVIN AND TRINA Rather than humiliate her k**ing your mother Is the merciful thing to do MENDEL Everyone hates his parents Now, I see why! But in time They'll cool out And you'll think They were only fooling It's a strange thing about parents Push turns to shove What was hate Becomes more or less love MARVIN AND TRINA Jason, please see a psychiatrist MENDEL I'm a psychiatrist.Get lost Call the Applebaums. Work it out. Pick a beautiful centerpiece Everyone hates his parents This too shall pa** You'll grow up JASON I'll come through I'll have kids MENDEL And they'll hate you too MENDEL AND JASON Oh, Everyone hates his parents MENDEL But kid I guess You'll grow up JASON I'll grow up MENDEL You'll get old JASON I'll get old MENDEL AND JASON And hate less JASON Flip me! MENDEL You got it! JASON Whoo! MENDEL AND JASON And hate less