(Peter runs on, frantically praying) PETER Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee Blessed art thou amongst women And blessed is the Fruit of thy womb, Jesus Holy Mary, Mother of God Pray for us sinners Now, and at the hour of our d**h (Jason enters and approaches Peter) JASON Hey little boy, would you like a ride? A lollipop? A puppy? How about a baseball bat? There's one in my pants PETER No thank you My mom, she said to Never talk to strangers JASON So a kiss is out of the question then? PETER I'll take a chance So where were you? Online? JASON Asleep PETER Like half the congregation JASON So are we damned? PETER I stayed awake as long as I could JASON Good Catholic! I say we go fall asleep together PETER Do you? JASON Should I bring my baseball bat? PETER I think you should (The male students enter) MALE STUDENTS Jason LUCAS You're a superstar, man MALE STUDENTS Jason ZACK Kid, they couldn't guard you STUDENTS Jason PETER It's always the same JASON No, let's duck in here and... (Peter and Jason are stopped by the crowd of female students) FEMALE STUDENTS Jason DIANE Have a date for prom yet? FEMALE STUDENTS Jason KYRA Did you lose my number? FEMALE STUDENTS Jason JASON This is all just a game You and I You take my hand leaving me breathless Take a look in these big blue eyes so you'll understand And know why we whisper in hallways I'll be with you always Running together Forever you and I PETER Tell me why I should trust you When the girls all lust to touch you? JASON 'Cause when I have you near me I go out of my mind Need help there? PETER You're cute, and it's tough To argue with a hard-on JASON Think that you could lend a hand here? PETER If I had the time... MALE STUDENTS Jason JASON Peter, don't you worry MALE STUDENTS Jason JASON Cause I wouldn't leave you MALE STUDENTS Jason JASON Not even for Zack ZACK Yo JASON Hey, lookin' good man FEMALE STUDENTS Jason JASON What we have is perfect FEMALE STUDENTS Jason PETER Then we'll tell my mother? FEMALE STUDENTS Jason (The other students are gone) JASON Let's lay off the crack You and I You take my hand leaving me breathless Take a look in these big blue eyes so you'll understand And know why we whisper in hallways I'll be with you always Running together Forever you and I PETER There's something that I want to ask you Now don't say 'no', just hear me out After school, they hold auditions Something just to...think about, and... JASON God, you said the same thing last year You know acting's not my thing Plus, I might go out for baseball And I neither dance nor sing PETER You have never mentioned baseball You haven't played since we were twelve And as for "acting's not my thing" It's obvious it's something else JASON I don't act PETER I think you're the best act this school has ever seen JASON So take a bow, and I'll... PETER You know what I mean! It was just a thought, forget I brought it up JASON Well, think about it tonight When everything is right And we'll shut off the lights And cuddle in bed And see how far we get PETER Is that supposed to shut me up? JASON Yes PETER Jerk JASON You and I You take my hand leaving me breathless Take a look in these big blue eyes so you'll understand And know why we whisper in hallways I'll be with you always Running together... ...Miss me (Jason leaves) PETER Forever, you and I