I got ants in my pants and it makes me want to dance Take it away, Kathy, take it away There's a sty in my eye, and it makes me want to cry Take it away, Kathy, take it away Well, we danced all night, and I was all out of breath Take it away, Kathy, take it away Now I'm fearing for my life, 'cuz you're dancing me to d**h Take it away, Kathy, take it away I know you can do it You're the only one I know that someday you will free me Oh, Kathy, come on, take it away Well, I feel about as dirty as a boy could get Take it away, Kathy, take it away And you're beating on my heart like an old drum set Take it away, Kathy, take it away There's a voice in my head, keeps my feelings so distorted Take it away, Kathy, take it away Says I'm a bad, bad boy, and I'll never be rewarded Take it away, Kathy, take it away I know you can do it You're the only one I know that someday you will free me Oh, Kathy, take it away My hands! My hands! I can't feel my hands! My legs! My legs! I can't move my legs!