A snake Slithers 'cross a horizon of shiny candy hearts His belly rubs them pleasantly He never meant to hurt But he's a snake A sneaky snake-- Oh A sneaky snake Oh Sneaky met a penguin and promptly fell in love Sneaky sure loved penguins, but he was a snake He was a snake A sneaky snake-- Oh A sneaky snake Oh Just when you started to build him a nest he was gone, gone, gone Now that you've held him you know how he feels You know he's so cold and long A goat is in the rain forest, and a leopard's eating cake Thought he was a penguin, but he was a snake He was a snake A sneaky snake-- Oh A sneaky snake Oh