Little kings, little queens Whatcha do when you're 18? Don't hide in secret Come with me kid Life won't always be a scream Let the man mark your hand Come out dancing to a band DJ spinning Children sinning Life won't always be so grand Pick up your orb and scepter Throw back a gla** of nectar So who's that new kid on the scene? Oh yeah, oh yeah. They'll coronate you, Little King. Oh yeah, oh yeah. Surfing p**n in the dorm Little d**hs for the unborn No, your bony ceremony don't exhibit proper form You ain't made 21 Whatcha do when day is done? You could swap glands Or smoke an off-brand In the rays of the midnight sun 'Cause one day you're gonna be thirty or fifty-three So who's that new kid on the scene? Oh yeah, oh yeah. He'll crucify you, Little King. Oh yeah, oh yeah.