Caspar Babypants - Im a Nut lyrics

Im an acorn small and round lying on the cold cold ground Everyone walks over me that is why Im cracked you see Im a nut I Im a nut Im a nut Im a nut Called myself on the telephone just to hear my golden tone Asked me out for a little date picked me up at half past eight Put on special party pants then I asked myself to dance I said no then I said yes by now I think you have guessed Took myself to see a show wanted candy but said no Held my hand and kissed my cheek made a date to go next week Asked myself to marry me had to take some time to think I know that I am the best called myself and I said yes Rainy sunday feeling bleak lets play a game of hide and seek Searched in the barn searched in a pit found myself and said youre it Got a bike its built for two me and me knew what to do I sat in front I sat in back got so tired we took a nap Gravity has a tiny flaw one of me on the see saw Lucky I am so crazy so both of me can see saw see Left hand right hand not enough this pianos just to tough But I have four hands I can do it solo no Im a duet Im an acorn brown and sweet lying in the middle of the street All the cars run over me so I run back to the big oak tree Im a nut I Im a nut Im a nut Im a nut IM CRAAAAAZEEEEEE!!!!