[Verse 1] I almost got drunk at school at 14 Where I almost made out with the Homecoming Queen Who almost went on to be Miss Texas But lost to a s*ut with much bigger breastes I almost dropped out to move to L.A Where I was almost famous for almost a day [Chorus] And I almost had you But I guess that doesn't cut it Almost loved you I almost wish you would've loved me too [Verse 2] I almost held up a grocery store Where I almost did 5 years and then 7 more Cause I almost got popped for a fight with a thug Cause he almost made off with a bunch of the d** That I almost got hooked on cause you ran away And I wish I would've had the nerve to ask you to stay [Chorus] And I almost had you But I guess that doesn't cut it Almost had you And I didn't even know it You kept me guessin' And now I'm destined To spend my time missin' you I almost wish you would've loved me too [Verse 3] Here I go thinking about all the things I could've done I'm gonna need a forklift cause all the baggage ways a ton I know we had our problems; I can't remember one [Bridge] I almost forgot to say something else And if I can't fit it in I'll keep it all to myself I almost wrote a song about you today But I tore it all up and then I threw it away! [Chorus] And I almost had you But I guess that doesn't cut it Almost had you And I didn't even know it You kept me guessin' And now I'm destined To spend my time missin' you I almost wish you would've loved me too