Every girl from here to Soho Loves to tell me things I don't know Beautiful and smart, and not good for me At all All your boyfriends go to film school Nathan was in plays in high school, (how 'bout that?) Me? I'm going to play the imbecile, who Who keeps choosing you Even though you're bi-polar and you're selfish: I hate you! Ahhh! Everyone is better than me, I think Everyone is better than, better than me Everyone is better than, better than me Hey, hey! Oh, hey! [Piano Solo] Look what you've done, now I'm a mess Today I even thought I'd wear a dress It's beautiful, so smart and no good for me At all... Yeah! Everyone is better than me, I think Throw your hands up if you agree with me Now everyone is better than me, I think Everyone is better than, better than me Better than, Ooooh hey, come on now! Oh, oh! Whoah, whoah! Whoah! (So won't you go?)