I am so very desperate to be taken seriously I think I can predict the weather If only it was under my control And there's always somebody worse Right behind me And there's always somebody worse In between us But there's always somebody worse At the back of the line I can be the devil if you want me to I can be pure evil if you need But there's always somebody worse Right behind me And there's always somebody worse In between us Yes, there's always somebody worse At the back of the line I can be the devil if you want me to I can be pure evil if you need But it doesn't mean a thing 'cause there's always somebody worse And it doesn't seem so bad 'cause there's always somebody worse I am so very desperate to be taken seriously I am so very desperate to be taken seriously