When you think you've got a problem And your life is full of doubt Remember in the scheme of things Your life just doesn't count To you a leaf might seem quite small But to an ant, it's ten feet tall It's hard to be objective So we'll offer some perspective You think there's nothing greater Than the planet you call Earth But Earth can seem quite Skinny next to Neptune's mighty girth 'Cause when you think you've got a problem If you're thinner or you're fatter Remember in the scheme of things Your life just doesn't matter Now the Sun can make us all feel small Cause he's the biggest of us all But that's just in the solar system Bigger things than that exist The Milky Way The galaxy And don't forget the universe That's just the ones we know about They're huge compared to you or us You're tiny and you're minuscule Irrelevant a speck Upon the dark side of that rock You're just a measly little fleck Your life may last a century On Earth, or maybe quicker But up here a hundred years is Just a flash a blip a flicker So when you Think you've got a problem When your life is full of doubt Remember in the scheme of things Your puny little tiny weeny meager Futile worthless teeny boring foolish Pointless minimal wretched gloomy Bleak and pitiful Life just does not count