Well, I cheated on a math test Teacher says I gotta pay Doin' time up at the schoolhouse And it gets worse everyday I've done a lot of bad things As freedom wilted away I've seen a lot of sad things And it gets worse everyday I never was a bad guy 'til I was put away Now I'm stealin', cheatin', lyin' And it gets worse everyday They think I learned my lesson That crime just doesn't pay But stuck here in detention I have found another way I'm the baddest kid in the prison And I get worse everyday...