Call me old fashioned But I'm a little nervous about the future I've got no enthusiasm For burgers or computers Televisions bores me now In a hundred different ways And the police are getting younger Getting younger every day All I wanted was some tender loving care Before it gets sponsored with the water and the air You want it You've got it You took it all from me My cheque book, my wallet My pride and dignity And I can't even get a taxi To the safety of my house The driver gets a nosebleed If he travels that far south All I wanted was some tender loving care Before it gets sponsored with the water and the air Dear Claire Sincerely Bored of London By the way The police are getting younger every day I wanna see the sights I wanna hear the songs About human right and about human wrongs I'm as lovesick and as stupid as all the rubbish that I heard The public gets the music that no public could deserve They put me in the spot light tied me to the stage The only thing I got right wa to lie about my age I've been fitted up for size for Top Of The Pops In a uniform supplied by the gkam rock cops All I ever wanted was some tender loving care Before it gets sponsored with the water and the air Dear Claire Sincerely Bored of London By the way The police are getting younger every day