Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine - Anytime Anyplace Anywhere lyrics

The tequilla sun is rising And the Harvey's Bristol moon is sinking Put the Binatone on snooze Open up some Special Brews And start drinking To the biggest mess in town Then put on your dressing gown Screw your head on upside down Drink yourself into the ground The bottles by the sink They're the softest f**ing drinks on the market Yes sir, the Thunderbirds have gone The wagons rolling on And I'm on it And there's no such thing as Dr. Seuss Vodka and tomato juice Disneyland or dipsomania Pick a flavour Anytime, anyplace, anywhere There's a wonderful world you can share Try agrophobic, schizophrenic Paranoid attacks of panic Epileptic fit of laughter Twenty five million mornings after And there's no such thing as Dr. Seuss Vodka and tomato juice Disneyland or dipsomania Name your poison Pick a flavour Moonshine, firewater, Captain Morgan, Johnnie Walker, Southern Comfort, mother's ruin Happy hours of homeless brewing Galloways sore throat expectorant, After-shave and disinfectant, Parazone and Fairy Liquid If it's in a gla** you'll drink it Anytime, anyplace, anywhere There's a wonderful world you can share