Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine - Turn On, Tune In, And Switch Off lyrics

Over to Bob for the weather and funnies A murdering mob and some ugly bugs bunny With a Valentines card from a ghost town that's haunted By the National Guard and America's least wanted Ciming up next we've got more global warming And the greenhouse affect on the Beatles reforming A miracle diet of water a lettuce Los Angeles riots, more after this message In the next half an hour the jury with their verdict Two bags of flour, a pig and a turnip In the day of the jackarse in the year of the bing bong They adjourned to the crackhouse for a beer and a sing song If only you'll stay to the end of this story I'll tell your mum and dad not to worry I'll love you forever when the TV is gone And I'll love you now when it's on The potatoes and meat from the heart of America To the eyes and the teeth and the arsehole of everywhere For the great of the good and the love of the nation To the boys in the hoods with the crucifixation Cabled and networked to the land of the plenty Where the tables are set but the cupboards are empty It's s**y, it's groovy, it's big and it's clever Turn on, tune in and switch off forever