Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine - Spoilsports Personality Of The Year lyrics

When you've been watching the world die all day And channel hopping won't make it go away Put on your shoes come and share the blues with me This skinny swollen kiddie covered in flies His dinner stolen by the government, dies A cash collection will be organised You see, This is reality I'm sorry dear To be the spoilsports personality for another year War is just a hobby for the selfish few Busy bodies who ve got nothing else to do I would get these cheap skates off the ice for you If I could But this is reality I'm so sorry dear To be the spoilsports personality for another year