Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine - England lyrics

I was born Under a wandering star In the second council house A Virgo Forcibly removed From the belly of my Ma And raised on milk And Pernod So just lie back And think of England Cause I've slid down banisters For judges and barristers Readers wives husbands With toothless decay I've been GBH'd And ABH'd For a packet of B&H I've been taken And I've been driven away I was fornicating before I could read or write And now I can't stop sir I graduated from the University of Life And the School of Hard Knocks, sir And my telephone is always ringing... And my number Is triple X directory Dial 0-8-9-8 treble 3 Talk dirty to me! Oh come, all ye unfaithful Joyful triumphant and pathetically weak I've been Amsterdamned And Reaperbahned Wham-bam-no-thank-you-m'ammed If the spirit is willing Than the telephone is cheap And if you wanna step outside, love You can step outside love, with me You can step outside with me And if we ever meet again I don't know where And I don't care when I'm gonna help you with your sickness Like a Jehovah's Witness You'll be born again and again and again So just lie back Close your eyes And think of England And what England's done to me