Met him last week at a superhero dance He said, "I can see myself in your pants" Thought he'd have a better line than this But you can't say no to Batman, so I gave him a kiss Next thing I know, we were at his lair He had a high-tech record player We listened to Modern Lovers that night I'm dating Batman and it feels right Then things started to get weird Middle of the night, he would disappear He'd come home smelling like bad guys And that would make me really mad And I'm like, "What's up Batman? Are you f**ing the Riddler?" So I told him that I've got to go Think he was sad but he didn't let it show Sad that our love never got to grow So I said goodbye to Batman as I walked at the do' Said goodbye to Batman as I walked at the do'