[Verse 1] I'm a semi functioning human, but I've done pretty well so far Sure I slept in 'til like three, but I made a great cup of tea [Hook] So that's one gold star for me [Verse 2] I might forget your birthday I might not even know your name But if you tell me a secret, it's as safe as it can be [Hook] So that's one gold star for me [Bridge] No there's nothing wrong with falling down Forgetting your keys is allowed I cry at every film I see But I'll give you the best hug that you've ever received [Verse 3] Oh, I can barely count to ten in the morning My eyeliner will never even out But I'll smile till I'm blue so that you will smile too [Outro] So that's one gold star for me