Pickles and tickles, I'm happy and sappy I don't know why life seems so crappy Look out my window, it's rainy But, I'll eat my pickles and just sit there That doesn't rhyme But, I'll eat my pickles and throw some tickles And I'm happy and sappy What is life? I'm sitting by my window eating pickles While I'm tickled I'm happy and sappy I'm happy, sappy, tickles, pickles