Oh! Neil I've loved you for so long I never dreamed you'd put me in a song I'm Carol And I live in Tennessee I never hoped that you'd remember me Darling, when I saw you at the square dance My pulse skipped a beat My heart felt so heavy Like I had too much to eat Then you took me walking in the moonlight It was, oh, so sublime I had too much mola**es And your lips stuck to mine Oh! Neil I'd even give up a month's supply of chewin' tobacky Just to be known as Mrs. Neil Sedaky My Grandpappy, he don't like your records He said if I play them, I will surely die Lookout, I see him comin' with his shotgun! There's nothing left to do\ Oh! Neil I'll surely die for you! (Shotgun blast) (Grandpappy) I told that gal not to play them dad-gum Neil Sedaky records!