Everything today is thoroughly modern Check your personality Everything makes yesterday slow Better face reality Its not insanity Says vanity fair In fact, it's to stylish to Raise your skirts and bob your hair In a rumble seat it isn't cozy If the boy is kissable And the tango dance they wouldn't allow Now is quite permissible Good-bye, good goody girl I'm changing and how So beat the drums 'cause here comes Thoroughly modern millie now Everything today is thoroughly modern Bands are getting jazzier Everything today makes yesterday slow Cars are getting snazzier Today it's criminal, what women'll do What they're, forgetting is its 1922 Have you seen the way they kiss in movies Isn't it delectable? Painting lips and pencil lining your brow Now is quite respectable Good-bye good goody girl I'm changing and how So beat the drum 'cause here comes Thoroughly modern millie --- .