Carlos - Real Life lyrics

[Verse 1] Uh Once again I'm here Once again alone What is there to fear When I am in my zone Chug another beer Write another poem So many girls How am I alone Ain't got sh** left Make jokes for the stress But sometimes, I wish that I never had left Nobody can relate That's because they don't see below all the hook ups and the d** And the friends And the dates And the jokes about rape And the people that I hate And the poon that I slay What sport should I play Is it wrong to be gay How come it's only March When will it be May And then the summer's too short But somehow it's too long You can see through her shorts so we're staring at her thong Roll up the weed Bada bing, bada bong Gimme that sh** One hit then I'm gone [Hook] Real life It can get real tight This doesn't feel right But we'll try Yeah We'll try We'll try [Verse 2] My J. Cole flow But K. Dot know Who really run the land where we get no snow And who really been the man who always drive slow Cause he always seen the show where the man becomes a ghost I just pray to God that He stop me If I ever become too co*ky So I stay humble Hear the jets rumble Cause He's always there to recover my fumble I'm no Happy Feet, I don't mumble I don't dance I don't stumble I'm no Squidward, cause I wumbo But I've seen tigers in the jungle There are savages That are ravishing Writing pa**ages that say racist things I own the night so I gotta fight But my armor's got a thousand chinks [Hook] [Verse 3] My arms shake Another earthquake I got a toothache but want a milkshake We all want our cake and eat it too Wanna make it on the news Wanna do something cool Wanna play you as the fool "What you freaking baby Did you piss in the pool?" Now I'm pissed off at you Wanna throw a fist or two So we're swinging Imagine bells ringing Parents come running Order they are bringing So the kids step back What they hear is yes They hearing this track Cause we all caged in like a caged-in match They wanna break out But they don't know how So they take a step back Try to figure sh** out Cause they still got time And so do I But your time ends It ends with this [Hook]