[Produced by Madlib] [Larry Lane] Good evening ladies and gentlemen this is Larry Lane, welcoming you to the Eighth Players Convention. It's a gala night, it's a little bit of a carnival and a mardi gras wrapped all in one, and we're here to bring it to you from start to the finish [Sample] Worldwide [Carla Thomas] All over my face and shoulders [Sample 2] Ladies and gentlemen, it's the big moment we've all been waiting for: who is the big of the year? And now ladies and gentlemen, the man of the year: Goldie! Goldie! Goldie! Goldie!