I've got this friend who's sorta into you But she's a little shy So I'm here instead of her To kind of break the news Cause she said you won't like her too She looks like me but not five foot three Unless you like that then that's her you would see Maybe one day she'll get the guts to tell you what's up Cause she has been terrified To show the feelings inside She's been hiding and trying to lose But she can't stop thinking about you Nothing same to be upfront But she might if you let me know Who you like and then I'll muff it out Cause I'm the girl I was talking about This whole time She dies her hair and only wears leopard jeans I know what you think but she's not me And you show up in all of her daydreams At least that's how she makes it seem Yeah I've been telling her to get a grip Before you go and find another chick Give her a shot Please make a bid You'll be happy you did Cause she has been terrified To show the feelings inside She's been hiding and trying to lose But she can't stop thinking about you Nothing same to be upfront But she might if you let me know Who you like and then I'll muff it out Cause I'm the girl I was talking about This whole time Maybe she doesn't have it all But I know she wants to risk it all on you She's gotta have you And I guess I'm not the best at words But I'm sure that you've already heard About my friend And her situation Cause she has been terrified To show the feelings inside She's been hiding and trying to lose But she can't stop thinking about you Nothing same to be upfront But she might if you let me know Who you like and then I'll muff it out Cause I'm the girl I was talking about This whole time