Cardiacs - Peril On The Sea lyrics

[This is the spoken bit at the end of 'Wireless'] They were all stuck in a really small wooden boat ready to perish on the sea And then one of the sailors pulled up the plug and put it in a bucket And all sea water came in the boat And a fish by accident came in and flipped out again by using its fin The water coming in looked like a spout And would make them perish And then with red fire coming out from his gills came ACTION FISH (and was made of metal) And cut through the waves At one hundred miles an hour Faster than a torpedo Red fire coming out from his gills And jumped into the sky and shoved a bung Into the hole in the boat and sped off Cutting through the waves At one hundred miles an hour Faster than a torpedo Red fire coming out from his gills