You ever believed in big strong daddy-legs? And do you believe in bad flying aeroplane? Then you will rejoice in believing in dog-like sparky! He's all heaven sent but will he suffer from your sweetness If I am a dog then shake hands Brother, sis, we'll never ever sing like Barky We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky No feet for me and s** red upon my belly We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky Defenders of the world we make believe in Put your hands on the Holy Bible and scream wa*k If I am a dog then shake hands Brother, sis, we'll never ever sing like Barky We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky No feet for me and s** red upon my belly We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky Stay alive with or without praising him off his pins That glisten wheel-like in their shining wheely tins Never mind as crawling is my in mind world with everything alive Stick and s** dribble in my dirty shoes And crown me 'everything alive' And so the spirits they do protect him now Where he is all spoiled Where he's too squashed and hurt by feelings Now eat up your hand now eat your Brother, sis, we'll never ever sing like Barky We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky No feet for me and s** red upon my belly We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky No feet for me and s** red upon my belly No feet for me and s** red upon my belly Never mind as crawling is my in mind world with everything alive Stick and s** dribble in my dirty shoes And crown me 'everything alive' Is me alive and a-crawling? Is my world? Crawling is my world!