Sick in the hot, hot bathroom Gla**es steamed, I couldn't see And wasn't it a lovely time? Didn't we have such a time? Home in the cold cold morning Roommate's sick, I'm disturbing his sleep And wasn't it a lovely time? Didn't we have such a time? Wasn't I the life and soul? What d** can I take to make me enjoy this? I wish I was drunk I wish I weren't here I need to be more drunk Or be less here And when the cops came Hiding in the back of the closet And these people would not stop laughing They could not shut their mouths You wouldn't think having a good time would be so goddamn hard You wouldn't think having a good time would be so goddamn hard You overthink, you don't have a good time, you just wait for it to end You don't think you'll ever try something as meaningless as this ever again