Car Seat Headrest - beach fagz lyrics

Woke up, had a bo*er Dragged a comb across my bo*er I said it's high time for us to experience high tide No thanks I don't drink and oh god are you drunk What you've done this vibrato isn't helping things much No one should trust my statement of faith 'Cause I didn't make eye contact and I kept touching my face Be honest But not that honest I think I know where the bathrooms are here I've been going to this restaurant for 17 years For a minute there I thought you were twice as tall as me You're no Spencer and I'm no Dan But we'll sound like Wolf Parade much as we can For a minute there I thought you were twice as tall as me But not that honest Be honest You said "why don't you just grab the brush from da Vinci And tell him how he could be doing it better" I said "You're supposed to call him Leonardo" I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend I wish I was dead