Captain Murphy - Jalapeños lyrics

[Verse 1: Captain Murphy] b**h What the f** you think I'm here for? This is how I live ho It's just a f**ing game girl My life is Nintendo I beat this game everyday I beat this game everyday I beat this game everyday [Verse 2: Captain Murphy] Try to find b**hes love it when I'm f**ing rough and stuff Hate to see me drunk walking like I'm Snuffleuf*gus Cut your fuss Meant to be Controlling thoughts, mentally Plain to see my puppets, inner demons, and her fantasies All must submit to the rule of Galactus I'm the opposite of trill sh** my minions in the millions k** Laughing like a rabbit I got the planet clutched still X-pill up in my gut Now it's time to find a s*ut Trick her into drinking nut Until the kids come bubble up Double Dragon this is random, Captain f**ing save 'em all Bow your head and make a wish up on my swollen dragon balls Catch 'em all Pokemon Captain known to choke a blonde out Does she like it? No doubt, even though she crying Oh wow simmer down I only kinda mean it Feel the same burn s**ing on my jala-penis The rap genius