Captain Fray - Alchemy lyrics

I'm a lab coat, caught up in a labyrinth Off twice the same sh** that sent rambo rambling Elaborate, I tamper with the ambulance, ampersand the activist Decapitate the banker's kids and bury them with amulets I'm plucking mandolins, girl ride my junk, get to paddling, man I'm feeling Mandarin Sent the Earth scrambling, you're a damn punk and I'm commander in comparison And I'm f**ing chief of the dirt this side of Raritan Man, your flow embarra**ing for terrorists in Paris, kid Went from shooting motel balconies to hotel terraces Wholesale alchemy, capital A, Albany I'm the reverend of irreverence Mazel-tov, hit the box office with a soccer mom who talks a lot I'm slipping sleeping sedatives in sinning sitting senators beverages Known to steal a b**h from Panama, plaster her on a platter of pastor's thongs And pa** this off as Ming Wong's work as a f**ing padawan And I could prattle on, so I will hoe, crack a window and wait for Bill Bratton with the pillow Went to Walgreens for her pads, bought some Brillo Dropped some wagwans at WaWa, f** off dickhole I'm your temporary emperor Stick six syringes in my temporal just to keep my temper raw 50 dollar dinner, that's ten foot longs, wrapped in teflon out in Tehran Bumping Scott-Heron, its apparent you're redundant as avian flu If the army goes green and the navy feel blue, will they cut what they pay me in two? Ha, I'm feeling cheesy as the ingredients of cheezits Mr. Genius, where your genes is on the gradient, Beavis? Mr. Simian, see me in pieces, spit sick diseases I just k**ed a man selling CDs for Jesus Ha, need more irony, my LP anemic, and when I'm healthy b**h you bet I got reasons for breezing, breezing out, b**h Only rock metal jackets, ha, treasonous outfits