Captain Everything! - M.I.L.F. lyrics

She's twenty one years older than the rest But I think I'm well up to the test Don't you think that younger guys are fun? The only thing that's stopping me From some midday ecstasy Is that you are my best friend's Mum Because I'm thinking of you when you wash your sheets And when you're watching afternoon televisual treats But Richard and Judy ain't got nothing on me I'll keep you up all night and I'll do it for free Your husband's off on business for a week So I don't think that it's too much cheek To ask if you need company Think of all those lonely nights When we could hold each other tight There's no need for celibacy I'm taking pictures but you don't see me They're on my wall and kind of sticky You won't know love until you've been with me Someone's in my head telling me what to do I'm trying not to listen because I don't want to hurt you I couldn't do it even if I was Crazy Because I'm thinking of you when you wash your sheets And when you're watching afternoon televisual treats Susan Kennedy please let it be me I'll keep you up all night and I'll do it for free