Captain Dan And The Scurvy Crew - Sea Monsters lyrics

You hear stories, of monsters in the waters Endless counts of horrific mad slaughters Sailors tells tales of beasts on the sea What they don't tell ya, is that the worst one is me (Repeat) What we gonna do with sea monsters? What we gonna do with sea monsters? What we gonna do with sea monsters? We're gonna k** em an grill em We be the nautical mobsters (Repeat) b**h smackin' the kracken And on his flesh we be snackin' The pepper we packin's Enough to burn up and blacken The sea monsters be A meal I agree Chum in the breeze Just fills me with glee We hunt off the keys Harpoons off the beam We live off the stream And eat off the ... A feast for me party ... for me hearties On a water safari Giant squid calamari Leviathan chowder and monster crab cakes Our guns filled with powder Go up serpent steaks Scurvy mates be the bait There will be no debate Throw them over with weights And then the bites we await To fish giant sturgeon We use the fair virgin They always be yearnin' For fresh meat submergin' Great whites never put up a great fight They might if me crew hadn't taken a bite by the night That's right What we gonna do with sea monsters? What we gonna do with sea monsters? What we gonna do with sea monsters? We're gonna k** em an grill em We be the nautical mobsters (Repeat) I b**h slapped Leviathan in his chin Wipe off his smug little grin Sent him for a spin Back to where he's been He tried to win But his style is thin Like the Kraken Who I tore limb from limb from limb On a whim Snapped him like a Slim Jim Much to his chagrin What a has been Chase his blood with gin Sea monsters, just can't win I've made giant squid an endangered species Scylla please, I k**ed her with ease Sea monsters freeze When they see me on the seas When it comes to slayin' them I've got the expertise I'm the greatest terror in all the ocean Move over Tiamat, this is your demotion I skin the Yakumama and turned it to lotion My rhymes keep the ocean in motion What we gonna do with sea monsters? What we gonna do with sea monsters? What we gonna do with sea monsters? We're gonna k** em an grill em We be the nautical mobsters (Repeat) You hear stories, of monsters in the waters Endless counts of horrific mad slaughters Sailors tells tales of beasts on the sea What they don't tell ya, is that the worst one is me (Repeat) What we gonna do with sea monsters? What we gonna do with sea monsters? What we gonna do with sea monsters? We're gonna k** em an grill em We be the nautical mobsters (Repeat)