Captain Dan And The Scurvy Crew - Blow The Man Down lyrics

When I was a sailor who lived on the sea (Weeey-oh! Blow the man down) I knew that only a pirate I'd be (Weeey-oh! Blow the man down) (Sea Dawg) I step in the black mongoose and what what do I see A scurvy knave in the seat saved for me I buy him a drink and ask where he's from Then bash his head in with a bottle of rum Dazed and confused, he attempts to flee But me and the men drag his a** out to sea He's stuck in the bilge, locked tight in a cage I burn his hometown in a murderous rage His body now lies in the depths of the bay I return to the bar and to my dismay Another sailor sits in my domain So I buy him a drink and start over again When I was a sailor who lived on the sea (Weeey-oh! Blow the man down) I knew that only a pirate I'd be (Weeey-oh! Blow the man down) (Cap D) There once was this time when I drank too much wine And when I woke up I was surrounded by SWINE And so I did swear I got mud in my hair Covered in faeces I stank in the air I went to the bar where I'd drank by the stars They erupted in laughter they thought me bizarre They told me that last night I'd got in a bar fight, k**ed 15 men and got drunk until light And then when I went I fell over the fence And landed with pigs to each one's content I snuggled them closely and kissed them so slowly They left me to be with them covered in E Coli! When I was a sailor who lived on the sea (Weeey-oh! Blow the man down) I knew that only a pirate I'd be (Weeey-oh! Blow the man down)