Captain Dan And The Scurvy Crew - The Black Mongoose lyrics

Yo the black mongoose is where we like to drink and talk about the ships that we board and sink yo the black mongoose is the place to be to chat about the treasures that we stole on the sea to the black mongoose once the plunderins done getting crunk all night til the rise of the sun when your vision's double runnin you know that trouble's comin fighting patrons by the dozen and keep the rum a guzzlin CaptainD: Yo the black mongoose is the place go to for pirates on the run or who want to lay low its the scene with the most buccaneers fo sho if you're worried bout the prices better cough up your dough the sallies round their corners we give them quarters for their chests are the best that youll find in these waters the rum it can stun can't be outdone better bring your whole fortune if you want to have fun if you forgot it then sorry you cant join our party we're gettin paid from the riches that we stole from that portly you dont have to act tortly show up all swarthy from the breeze that blew you in from the seas it feels just like home where you can rest your bones sit back relax and just hear the tones its the hottest rum spot that i've ever known its the blimiest of taverns with the dead man's caverns Yo the black mongoose is where we like to drink and talk about the ships that we board and sink yo the black mongoose is the place to be to chat about the treasures that we stole on the sea to the black mongoose once the plunderins done getting crunk all night til the rise of the sun when your vision's double runnin you know that trouble's comin fighting patrons by the dozen and keep the rum a guzzlin Sea Dawg: This is my favorite place of all the land ma** it serves the minions and leaders of the undercla** so pull up a stool and kick back with a gla** a few more drinks and youll be flat on your a** the black mongoose serves just whiskey and rum its clientele are thieves liars pirates and scum intoxicated ye' will surely become and to the will of the drink ye'll likely succumb it starts as a tingle in yer bones at first that feeling starts real nice then becomes adverse as the night goes on your senses will disperse the drinks keep comin so does this verse drink more bottles the idea is wise youll stare at the wenches through spygla** eyes if ya fight and ya loot you're a VIP so once again I'll say this is the place to be Yo the black mongoose is where we like to drink and talk about the ships that we board and sink yo the black mongoose is the place to be to chat about the treasures that we stole on the sea to the black mongoose once the plunderins done getting crunk all night til the rise of the sun when your vision's double runnin you know that trouble's comin fighting patrons by the dozen and keep the rum a guzzlin