Captain Ahab - d**h to False Techno lyrics

[male singer] I could be a f**ing believer You could be my f**ing god I will be the f**ing prophet Write the one true word of god I will go into the mountains I will fast for forty days I will open up my mind And I will write the words you say You will break my f**ing teeth You will scratch my virgin flesh In a sea of rotting meat I will know the voice of god Get your f** on Everybody in the club, get your f** on Get your f** on, get your f** on Everybody in the club, get your f** on [female singer] We don't need your message We don't need your lies 'Cause there is only one true god And it's the beat the beat the beat the beat the beat You have broken the law, broken the law You will pay for your crime, pay for your crime We have spoken to god, spoken to god We will put you to d**h, put you to d**h Crucify him! Crucify him! [multiple females voices chanting]: Crucify him! [x20] [deeper male voice, speaking over the chanting] And so, the frightened people of the city of Techno sentenced the false prophet to d**h, and there was much rejoicing throughout the land. Everywhere could be heard the jubilant sounds of techno! [multiple singers] Uh-oh, here we go Get down on the f**ing floor Shake your body like a who*e f** 'til you can't f** no more [x4] [variations on the above lines, repeated many times to instrumental break] [male voice, during the above] Hardcore! [instrumental break] [spoken, male voice] Uh, ok, uh, everybody welcome to the stage our next performer, Mr. Captain Ahab! [Captain Ahab, spoken as slam poetry] I am alive I am a man I am the oldest man alive I have been alive forever I sit atop my mountain stronghold And I look down at the other men at my feet And I laugh I laugh at you You, the lesser men You, whose lives flicker by me like a cloud of gnats You are born and die as I open and close my eyes to blink I watched as my slaves built for me the pyramids I spoke the words as they were carved onto the Rosetta Stone I watched as Rome burned, as Pompeii was crushed, and as the twin towers fell I have always been, and I will always be You may see me, though you will not know me You may see me at the club You may see me on the street You will be dazzled by my golden chains By my spinning wheels By my shining clothes I have the biggest hat in the world It's got a million diamonds hanging from its brim Its been dyed a color that no painter has ever been able to mix And it could shade all the starving children of the world at the same time I live in the biggest house in the world It's the size of a hundred cities I can sleep in a different room each night And my bedspread is woven from the hairs of queens [lyrics continue directly to "I Don't Have a Dick"]