Capitol Steps - Pack the Knife lyrics

Oh, the airport, has a planner So the rules are very tight Place your bag there on the scanner Whoops, you beeped, please step out to the right First, we'll frisk you, then we'll test you And it won't be so bad if you should fail Tell my friends "hi" if they arrest you 'Cause they've also spent time in jail Station checkered But we'll keep you in the line all day and night Because we'll have a perfect record As long as no one makes their flight Drop those tweezers, and ditch those nail clips Because you know that they could form a threat to life You can't take them on your air trips But you still can...pack a knife!